The Yankees did not just lose a playoff series. They managed to turn October baseball into a group therapy session with pinstripes, replay angles, and Dua Lipa sitting nearby as she had accidentally walked into the city’s loudest family argument. The Tampa Bay Rays swept New York 3–0, and somehow that was only the second-weirdest part of the week. The first was the internet’s immediate transformation into a courtroom, sports bar, and pop concert comment section all at once. O